A Journey through the Internet.
- Ryan Warwick

- Nov 15, 2018
- 3 min read
First non-sports blog on the site. Lets talk about the internet. This statement is not surprising at all but the internet is a big place.... Shocking I know, but it just took me on a journey and it was a hilarious one. It can take you so far from where you started but be so entertaining you will wonder what happened to that last hour.
It all started by me just getting on Reddit and saw a video of a guy who kicked a snow covered tree and once the snow was gone he was gone. I was like boom I am going to write a blog about how much I love magic that no one would probably read but I would of had a spot on the internet with all of my favorite magic trick. So I tried to find that video on youtube and that is where the journey kicked off.
After that video wasn't on youtube I decided to look up, Mat Franco Americas got Talent winner. He is my favorite Magician. Yup, I have a favorite Magician. His story telling audition with the cards is mesmerizing. (Video below) This journey took a typical turn where on the side was another AGT video of the guy who does Rubics Cube Magic.
Now, your thinking ok what other magician was on the suggested video list that this nerd is going to click on. Nope a video called "Professor Goes to Prison" oh for sure clicking on this. This video is about the little white guy who was apart of the And 1 mix tapes going to a prison to play "prison ball" with inmates. Hilarious video, him crossing over these guys is funny, watching the guys in the background reactions is even funnier.
After that no way I was stopping, one of the videos that was suggested next was a OBJ v Josh Norman fight video, I remember those 2 going at it when they both got 6 flags but didn't wanna watch that fight. I wanted to watch probably the best trilogy of fights ever and those are the bench clearing brawls between the Wings and Avs. So I typed in "Red Wings vs avalanche brawls"
As I was watching the first video that popped up, I was like "oh this must not be the right video," but oh it was. 1:50 into the video all hell broke lose and loved every minute of it. McCarty making Lemieux turtle after the cheap shot Lemieux took months before on Draper. Roy going full speed and colliding with Shanny mid air, Vernon then coming out and fighting Roy. Crowd going absolutely nuts. That was a good time to be a Red Wings fan.
On to the next and final video I watched. "The day we broke the World Record of 56 kills in 1 Match!" Get the fuck outta here. First of all how was this suggested to me, watching a hockey fight from over a decade ago this pops up. Fortnite the game that has taken over the world. For those who don't know what it is a Battle Royale game that is free where 100 people drop in an big map collect guns and other things build structures shoots others and last man standing wins. This mode these guys are playing is called Squads where its teams of 4.... I have been playing fortnite for months now, and I am the worst. I don't get how people are good at it, I don't get how to build, I can't seem to ever sneak up on anyone, I always get sniped, fuck that game. I don't think I have 56 in total. The 4 guys absolutely smoke everyone. Are they Nerds, yup. Watching it for people who don't play probably will only hear how funny these guys are with how excited they are getting at a video game, but will also see how impressive it is. Hilarious lingo that only Fortnite players would understand know what the hell they are talking about. If you start at min 21:30 (yes this game normally talks 20-30 min to play if you win. My games normally take about 3-10 min) you will hear so much excitement from grown men that will make you laugh.
That was my journey through the internet and man was it a good one.





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